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I guess I’m just not that smart. Despite Dad sending me to expensive schools, paying for a private tutor and even having me repeat a year, I still came home with a terrible end of term report card. Dad was kind of annoyed, but said he’d just have
My parents were really upset when I had to repeat my final year at school and argued about what to do. Finally, Dad agreed to to send me to an expensive private school and in return Mom agreed to let Dad fuck me every night to help me with my confidence
Your job is to pick and buy her an expensive dress, so he can rip it apart and tear into her….Â
Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that I’m feeling broke from all the lube my boyfriend and I are going through. We end up using half a bottle every time he puts his monster in me…about บ worth of slippery. I showed
Why is lube so fucking expensive? I complained to my sister that I’m feeling broke from all the lube my boyfriend and I are going through. We end up using half a bottle every time he puts his monster in me…about บ worth of slippery. I showed her
otheosnake: Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to. I thought about buying one of these for the shits and giggles but they’re SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. WHO THE FUCK PAYS 贄 FOR
slut-degrader88: Now the only real difference between you and a sex toy is that you’re slightly more expensive to keep running.
This is my life! Cock and suited men! I’ve always wanted to just suck and fuck a guy in his most expensive suit!
thugkitchen: I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive
daddysmarriedfuckdoll: her-fuck-daddy: Today, we had a rule. No hole fucking. @daddysmarriedfuckdoll just made herself look pretty when I came over, and we talked filth until I painted her and her expensive jewelry in sperm. It’s not cheating if
I just don’t get the point. I don’t have a job, I am expensive as fuck to take care of with my medical issues, I do nothing at all except try to find distractions from how much pain I’m in, and I’m still miserable all the time. What the hell is
mistletoevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
furbylovinggoblinbird: demigirldemigoddess: thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories: I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do
Mark wanted to surprise his pretty, young wife, Emily, with a nice, tropical vacation. He had been cutting back all year to save for the trip, which was a bit of a sore point with Emily. Every little expense was examined and discussed throughout the
Teens today make Beavis and Butt-Head look intelligent by comparison. Seriously kids, keep fucking yourselves up. The rest of the world is having a laugh at your expense.
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
today is so fucking funny
frickmanda: “you should just get your license!” “driving is fun!” “It’s not that hard!” leave me the fucK ALONE
tiltonightdouspart: thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories: I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first
vanguard1219: pkeradactyl: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with
sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:i spent ะ on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like
rosevests: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
mexicanheaux: We all know tampons and pads are super fucking expensive but the most wholesome part of life is that I’ve never met someone who wasn’t willing to give you one when you needed it It’s the little things
irisfuckdoll: She didn’t put it on to cover herself, it’s for her neighbor to rip it off and fuck her by the trash cans as she brings out the trash, nothing gets her off more than getting her expensive lingerie ripped into shreds and her fuckholes
why are ren and clear plushes so expensive i don’t understand.
therealkingzo: myriadsubtletiess: killkisho: jcuethetroubadour: organically-indigo: theodoornott: leighandperrie: this is so fucked?? and the last clip is literally little mix’s situation? This is why merch is so expensive, why concert tickets
bando–grand-scamyon: sensorys: amethyst aura geode sphere! these things are so fucking expensive and I want one so baddddd
teamgif: andrvw: teamgif: andrvw: people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE is your caps lock broken
I want to get a second job for weekends but I also love not having to move for 48hours 🤷♀️
the-dark-basement: You think you’re pissed now, just wait until the ring gag goes in, and I fuck your face and blow my hot, sticky load all over those tits and that expensive blouse!
pukia: why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
drunktrophywife: ankogos: drunktrophywife: being a girl is really fucking expensive Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women,
elfoftheforest:i want to buy a sword but it’s so fucking expensive and i cant get a jobi want to die
demigirldemigoddess: thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories: I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first
being a girl is really fucking expensive
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my non-expensive birthday list so far: oil and acrylic paints (already have so many watercolours it’s not even funny), some canvases (is that a word or), a variety of brushes, an easel…other painting stuff…. lush giftcards general
I need a fic where Abaddon makes femdom videos for her website and Dean is her new play thing. (✿o‿o)
stevenuniversequotes: “I took a risk at your expense. There was a chance you would understand us and we’d be closer. Steven I see so many things that can hurt you. I should’ve never let one of them be me.” -Garnet
frillyknickersxo: Flights to America are gradually getting more and more expensive and I still don’t have the money to book anything yet, fuck. When you decide to book a flight, clear your browser history first. Airline websites track your visits